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Like A Champ
I know I could actually call it Goofy Shit but it still felt weird. This is where you will see the goofy thoughts or blog posts.
I am not sharing my Coke Zero with some bastard who drives right up on my ass and won’t pass me. Usually with his lights on bright… P.S. Following up it seems that this is referring to things you do before a Chiefs game… Continue Reading “No to Tailgaters”
Two things. Number one, I don’t shave as often as I should. I have photo’s that remind me of that. Number two, I have not been charged with a bunch of horrific offenses against women. However, if I were I would break out the… Continue Reading “For God’s Sake Shave”
This woman stood there forever trying to figure how to get her soda. I love when I get to put flavors in my Coke (Ignore that this was a Pepsi machine). I was at lunch and in a hurry but this woman was looking… Continue Reading “Just Pick Something”
Just thought I’d be different when they asked my name at Blaze so I picked a name at random and told them ‘Kevin’. Then turned around and saw my bosses wife sitting there. Oh and I happen to have my name on my shirt.… Continue Reading “What a Bonehead”
370 days on the job without a heart attack. If you want to keep updated I have a neon sign outside my house that updates daily. Edit… Wait a minute that’s like a dyslexic typo. It’s been two years so that should say 730… Continue Reading “No New Heart Attacks July 3rd 2018”
The temp on the left is the indoor studio temperature of 82 degrees. The one on the right is the out door temp of 67. Been told there’s a special kind of Hell for people like me. I’m feelin it.
Almost had a Thelma & Louise moment as we were 20 miles from being out of gas and 30 miles from Sioux City when we found the “inconvenience” store (notice sign). Then 3 women held the door open for me going in. I’m kind… Continue Reading “The Best Inconvenience Store”
Just a quick thought that I had while putting off things I needed to get done while focusing on the word procrastinate. My curiosity is around the first part of the word. PRO. I mean, doesn’t everyone want to be a “pro” at… Continue Reading “I’m Not a Procrastinator”
It’s a sad day. Today I drink my final Coke Vanilla Zero. I bought a couple of packs when I left Missouri. Makes me feel like a bootlegger. I love the flavor and we don’t have it available here in the Black Hills. I… Continue Reading “Another Soda Story”
Ok, maybe just lazy and dumb. Let’s start with the cheap part. Then look at it from the lazy part. Then look at it from the dumb part. In reality all apply and it’s all typical me. Cheap Part I was making a… Continue Reading “Maybe Clever…Maybe Just Cheap…Maybe….”
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