My Farmers Only Subscription

I was looking at my bank account the other day And I noticed in the pending transactions there was about to be a charge for $29.00 from farmersonly dot com. I would never use them even if I were single or if I were looking at cheating because their commercials are so dumb I would not use them on that principle alone.

I thought it was gonna be easy. I’d just call my bank and let him know it wasn’t me. Instead they said they have to block my card. I didn’t want to have to do that since my wallet was stolen in June, I just now got my permanent card last week for the next 2 years. I just set up all of my accounts that are associated with the card for the second time in 3 months this past week and now none of them are going to work.

I will have to get a temporary card and set up all those accounts again and then in 2 months when I get the permanent card I can do it all over again. Actually, whenever it happened and I said that to the person helping me she said I would actually have to wait till the next day because of the machine is down to make temporary cards.

I’m pretty sure the girl at the bank didn’t believe me and I don’t blame her. Who is going to steal my account and then use it for farmersonly dot com. Even a chia pet makes more sense but Farmers Only? Don’t you have to link that to your name? I guess they could use a fake name and say it’s for me but my good buddy Mike Swafford is going to pay for it.

I was telling my friend at the bank about this and come to find out they did need to stop and block my account because it seems that there were several prior to that that were attempted but were caught by either the bank or by one of the other dating websites. I guess they must have figured that it would be reasonable that I would be signing up for dating sites. It would have had to have happened recently after just getting my permanent card and some loser that either used a skimmer or stole my number from an online purchase. Instead of buying something cool they went for the dating websites. I had another person explain to me that what they’re actually doing is seeing if you catch a small purchase so that if they can get it to go through then they’ll do the big purchase.

Perhaps Farmers Only was behind this because they need to scam some credit cards to pay for some more of those quality commercials they produce with all the fake good looking girls and buff guys. When they ran a commercial bragging about the marriages that were the result of being on Farmers Only they had couples that were pretty sloppy that wouldn’t compell anyone to use their site. I don’t think they run those anymore. You’re probably thinking I know too much about Farmers Only and figure I really did sign up for their website. I didn’t!! Well played though.