Pee or Apple Juice

I honestly don’t think you can tell

The only way I could tell this is a pic of my apple juice and not my pee is that I pee an incredible amount and if it were only that one cup for a sample there would be extra pee and towels all over that table.

When I had my heart attack and told them I could possible overflow a whole urine container they thought I was exaggerating until the cute nurse was holding it while I was peeing and said “Oh God you weren’t kidding this is full are you almost done” I said “no” as I could feel it rising to the top and starting to tilt as she was almost dropping it because of the weight and to keep it from spilling. From then on there were two containers for when I had to pee.

After my biopsy at Mayo and I peed after being brought back post op, they needed more for some reason and they were worried about whether I would be able to go again already and Kaelyn my favorite nurse put some weird device on my stomach that showed a bunch of yellow on her screen and said “wow, you still have a lot in there” I promptly went back in and gave them what they needed.

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