For God’s Sake Shave

Two things. Number one, I don’t shave as often as I should. I have photo’s that remind me of that. Number two, I have not been charged with a bunch of horrific offenses against women. However, if I were I would break out the razor before the public saw me headed to the courthouse. He doesn’t seem to get how crappy he looks in the first place and just shaves his face to the same length as his head. He may be facing tougher financial times these days but someone should introduce him to the Dollar Shave Club guy.