Month: August 2018

Sure Read Your Text

There I was at Target and in a hurry of course.  The lines were backed up everywhere and I finally chose a lane.  This woman’s kids were being obnoxious and grabbing candy and taking things back out of the cart.  Then when it came… Continue Reading “Sure Read Your Text”

Confusing Fortunes

Trina left the restaurant to go back to work and I opened both of our fortunes.  I was very torn by the messages.

No to Tailgaters

I am not sharing my Coke Zero with some bastard who drives right up on my ass and won’t pass me.  Usually with his lights on bright… P.S.  Following up it seems that this is referring to things you do before a Chiefs game… Continue Reading “No to Tailgaters”

For God’s Sake Shave

Two things. Number one, I don’t shave as often as I should. I have photo’s that remind me of that. Number two, I have not been charged with a bunch of horrific offenses against women. However, if I were I would break out the… Continue Reading “For God’s Sake Shave”